This is me. Well not really, but I should get some photos done like this
Model: Cherry Oh!
Photo: Hannah Combs
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
You have the option to be cremated and turned into a vinyl record full of your favorite music?
i’m not going to join the black parade
i’m going to become the black parade
Your memory will carry on
I JSUT SCREAMED HOLY SH IT
guess whos getting cremated and turned into a vinyl of the booty song
Oh god, too many options!
my little sister is currently in the bathroom crying because she thinks her hair looks like “boy hair”
at supper everyone started making comments about it; like how she would need to style it like my mom and wear make up and earrings and other jewelry and SHES NOT EVEN TEN
WHAT THE FUCK MOM
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING TO YOUR DAUGHTER!?
a little bit ago i took these pics and i got her to smile a little; but my dad told her to go upstairs and she came down crying again
please help me prove to her that she’s pretty ;~; all help appreciated
What a cutie! Don’t ever spend a second thinking you aren’t beautiful.
When I was 11 I shaved my hair off and people called me gay and a boy.. But I loved my hair! I think she looks gorgeous! Don’t listen to them, sweetie! Look at how much your sister loves you! And you don’t need to have crap on your face to show your beautiful no one does!
Hunny you are beautiful
Its just hair, it grows back. Believe me, we have all had some great and equally not great haircuts in our past. If you’re so worried about people thinking you’re a boy then think of all the fun you can have messing around with them!
do you know what this is? this is a CHEESE SLICER.
AND WE DON’T GET WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD DON’T WANT TO USE OUR BRILLIANT INVENTION
WE HATE THE FACT THAT OTHER COUNTRIES CUT CHEESE WITH A KNIFE, POOR PEOPLE, YOU MUST BE STRUGGLING SO MUCH NO WONDER THERE’S STILL WARS TO BE FAUGHT
WHAT IF YOU CUT TOO MUCH AND THE SLICE IS TOO THICK?? OR TOO THIN AND IT’S NOT ENOUGH??
THE PROBLEMS WOULD’VE BEEN SOLVED WITH A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER COME ON PEOPLE
I don’t think these are just for Norway. I live in Australia, first encountered them in Netherlands and brought one here.
PSA: We do live in a globalised world. Yes, cultural quirks are fun, but don’t assume you’re the only people who have something. I’ve even met non-Australians who like vegemite, believe it or not.
Why Cats Are The Worst
this is my bed
why children are the worst
^ The cat did nothing wrong here. If someone smacked you I’m sure your immediate reaction would be to smack them back. Cat is simply defending him/herself and telling the kid enough is enough.
THIS KID MAKES ME SO ANGRY IM LITERALLY CLENCHING MY FISTS
Reason #264 why I hate kids.