ENFP. Historian. Redhead. Arts Graduate. Musician. Writer. Derby Girl. Gin Lover. Fire Worshiper. Future Disney Princess. I live for The Arts. Broadway. Red Lipstick. Vintage Anything.
Struggling with many deep dark secrets, so apologies for the dramatics relating to disorders. If it bothers you so much you know what to do.
Oh hello this is a random one! But okay I’m ready for people to hate me let’s DO THIS [students&co because i’m really not qualified to speculate on the others]
enjolras is a slytherin (part-veela, of course) who fights house stereotypes every day and refuses to encourage house rivalries, spending most of his time in the hufflepuff common room anyway and dreams of restarting Dumbeldore’s Army and gets kicked out of a History of Magic for pointing out the segregation that still exists in the magical community
combeferre is a ravenclaw who is fond of giving smuggled in Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes products [puking pastilles, canary creams, sugar hexes, etc.] to his housemates who sneer at other houses and take ‘wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure’ to an elitist level, and loves spending his free time either sneaking into the restricted section of the library or talking to the portraits (they see everything)
courfeyrac is a hufflepuff who actually is the worst herbology student in house history but loves care of magical creatures and is trying to learn mermish so he can talk to the Mermaids in the lake and regularly gets caught trying to find the fabled Acromantula in the forbidden forest and most of the time no one can actually remember which house he’s in because he jumps from common room to common room and dining table to dining table and cheers for every team at Quidditch games
feuilly is a hard one but i like him as a muggleborn slytherin a year above enjolras and a prefect and quidditch captain and tutors first years and helps his housemates pass muggle studies and is an orphan so everyone’s kinda weary around him because- you know, tom riddle- but he just ignores all the whispers and does his best and his mantra is ‘if hermione could make it, so can you’
bahorel is a gryffindor who is Best Friends with Hagrid (he’s got a bit of giant in him, too) and they have weekly Sunday teatime and he likes to referee the dueling club to make sure no one accidentally gets hurt and literally could not give less of a fuck about house rivalries as he cheers on his best friend on the Quidditch field, even if he is on the Slytherin team
joly is a hufflepuff werewolf who has to go into madame pomfrey’s all the time anyway, so he started learning about magical remedies and has a natural talent for herbology and potions so it just makes sense really (he’s the best customer Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes has had in ages, especially around exam time)
bossuet is a ravenclaw who second-guesses his own intelligence constantly and more often than not gets stuck outside his own common room over-thinking the riddle and answering wrong out of nervousness. he’s blown up almost more feathers and potions than Seamus Finnegan, but is actually really good at herbology and arithmancy
jehan is a ravenclaw and no one quite believes he isn’t a lovegood as he wanders the halls barefoot and spends his time talking to the ghosts and reads the quibbler and muggle classics almost exclusively. he’s been trying to communicate with the giant squid since he was a first year and excels in divination, astronomy, and ancient runes
grantaire is a hufflepuff pureblood from a well-off family who have gone to Durmstrang for generations and have never quite gotten over the disappointment that their only son is not only a Hogwarts student but a hufflepuff. he can be found sneaking in and out of common rooms (he’s scarily good at guessing the passwords) and staying at school over holidays
marius is a gryffindor who idolizes neville longbottom because he honestly knows how it feels to constantly think you’ve been sorted wrong and to live most of your life wondering if you have any magic at all and neville’s story gives him hope. marius is actually really good at defense against the dark arts and is the only student in years to realize the function and purpose of the room of requirement
eponine is a slytherin half-blood who knows the castle like the back of her hand, and has explored every crevice and secret passageway the castle has. she doesn’t really get along very well with the rest of her house and spends most of her time talking to peeves and filch and watching first years getting lost in the winding staircases (
and trying to befriend marius, even if he is a doofy little gryffindor)
cosette is a hufflepuff and a metamorphmagus who excels at transfiguration, defense against the dark arts and charms and loves to wander the castle and the forest, disguising herself as various authority figures to sneak around. another orphan, she is not the first half-blood Hogwarts student to call the castle home
musichetta is a ravenclaw muggleborn who is incredibly passionate about magical history and care of magical creatures and spends a lot of her time trying to find the marauders map and researching the past magical wars and talking to the house elves, trying to understand the master-slave dynamic that they’ve internalized for generations
Accepted as cannon. Especially Enjolras imho.
I know he was just a bird but I loved him so much. I know people are going to think me crazy for being as devastated as I am but he was bought to keep me company when I was most lonely. He did this so well, and then some. How could I forget he was there with those screeches.
He was only 2 years old. My heart is breaking.